Look, there's something you should know. It's about Tesla Cannon. Valve did something to her. It's not nice.
Not many racing games can say this. Over 100 licensed cars, 208 miles of road, and the psychic ability to take over other drivers' brains. Allow the video to attempt to barely explain the madness.
There's a trailer of this colourful feet-based racing game below, but please, mute your speakers before you play it. That sort of thing has got to be bad for the environment.
Complete an achievement in Alien Swarm and you'll unlock a head-mounted alien parasite in Team Fortress 2.
OnLive is backing away from the glorious-future-of-all-games mantle - now the CEO, Steve Perlman, is encouraging "hardcore gamers" to use the service to demo games before purchasing them elsewhere.
Some clever clogs at Reddit has discovered how to get Steam to install Codename: Gordon, the 2D flash game originally bundled with Half-life 2.