Latest articles by Joshua Wolens
I did Liberation Day tariffs in Victoria 3, and it all went well until the famine in Colorado, the 2 lost wars with Canada, and the president beating a man to death with a stick
Big, Beautiful But apart from that, would recommend.
Kojima has a mind tomb: a USB stick filled with ideas for his staff to use after he dies 'kind of like a will'
News Watch out for Kojima Productions to split into two warring factions over competing definitions of Kojima's Will.
Oblivion guru found a way to save the Emperor and his bodyguard in the original game, getting the drop on his assassin like the fantasy secret service
News If only Bacon had been around in 1963.
YouTube's top brains crack making its ads even worse: Using AI to insert commercials at moments you're 'most engaged' with its videos
News I love the future.
Incredible news: Stalker 2 fixes corpse-eating and sausage blood in big ol' patch which also gives enemies less of a death wish
News No more sniping with shotguns or infini-grenades, a lot more cover-taking.
Kingdom Come 2's first expansion feels like the base game's best parts distilled, but don't expect a game-changer
Brushing Up Also, rocket cat.
I don't want a Morrowind remaster, I want Bethesda to write a fat cheque for the OpenMW team
Open m' wallet What if the true Morrowind remaster was the open-source engine reimplementations we made along the way?
Stonking Half-Life remake Black Mesa is the cheapest it's ever been on Steam, offering Barney Calhoun in glorious 4K for a mere 2 bucks
News What more could you ask for?
Oblivion Remastered mod makes its best part last forever: A Dark Brotherhood freelancer mode with infinite contracts and a gacha-style reward system
News I will kill again. And again. And again. And again.
All 3 original Stalker games get 'fully remastered and optimized' versions next week, free for OG owners, and I can't wait to get shredded by an anomaly from the comfort of my sofa
Something to enjoy while GSC keeps tinkering with Stalker 2.
This Factorio-ish sim is threatening to devour hours of my time, and I haven't even gotten to the part where I make my own starships yet
News The station must grow.
OG Infinity Ward dev says Call of Duty's gone the way of The Simpsons: 'It kind of feels like they've run out of ideas at times'
News Call of D'ohty.
'We cannot take any more Sexy Flame Atronach posts': The Oblivion community is hornyposting so hard about the remaster's Atronachs that the game's subreddit had to ban it
News Hot stuff.
I wish Ubisoft had ever made the game it promised with Assassin's Creed 1, but instead the series just spiralled into a weird identity crisis
New Creed Who Dis There's still room in my heart for the assassin sim AC1 was set up as, someone just needs to make it.
Fallout show actor says they know its 'endpoint' and it's sometime in season 5 or 6, which means we've still got loads of time to scream at each other about New Vegas
Phew.
Oblivion Remastered has a new texture error, and this one mucks up a gag from the original game
Several ups to be un-mucked, is the short and tall of it.
Fanatical's running a $3-a-pop Bethesda bundle, so it's time to finally put down Oblivion Remastered and play Morrowind, the actual best TES game
News I don't make the rules.
Mod adds Dark Souls-style player messages to Oblivion Remastered so you can write 'Try finger but hole' in front of Patrick Stewart
News Mod ahead therefore time for joy.
Take-Two shares tank after GTA 6's delay, CEO Strauss Zelnick assures panicky investors it'll still make more money than god and it's 'steadfast in our commitment to excellence'
News All to the lifeboats; women and children first.
Bethesda gives full-throated shout-out to Skyblivion fan remake after giving the whole dev team free Oblivion Remastered keys: 'I think what they're doing is very special'
It's all love, no hate on both sides.
Skyrim lead designer makes it sound like there's gonna be loading screens in Bethesda games for years to come yet, bucko: 'We just didn’t have a choice, really'
News Heavy load.
Modding turf war erupts as 'notoriously controversial' dev puts out an Unofficial Oblivion Remastered Patch one week after the game came out [Update: Modder responds]
news The ghosts of Elder Scrolls' modding past are already rearing their heads.
Assassin's Creed Shadows announces more difficulties, more immersion options, more Jesuits, and a bo staff in its year 1 roadmap
News Just what I wanted.
