Wolfenstein: The New Order screenshots show Blazkowicz at war

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In a world where Nazis and robots have teamed up to shoot things, one man is shooting them back... Is how the Wolfenstein: The New Order trailer might begin. At which point, collected filmgoers would roll their eyes in dismissal. That's the problems with films, see. You just can't convey the ridiculous enjoyment of being chased down by a massive robot, who is also a Nazi for some reason.

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It's possible that the only reason the Nazis were so obsessed with super soldiers is because the un-super ones were endlessly moaning about chafing.

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"I really hope no one shoots me in my two remaining weak spots."

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No, BJ! Shoot the guy on the turret first. This is rookie one-man-armying.

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"If you could not stare. I'm very self-conscious about my laser."

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That awkward moment when you run out of small talk with your hulking metal colleague of destruction.