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Well then. Words fail me. I'd better go check my thesaurus, I guess. Ahem. Wasn't that a load of crap, baloney, bunk, bunkum, claptrap, drivel, foolishness, hogwash, idiocy, ludicrousness, poppycock, ridiculousness, rigmarole, tomfoolery and twaddle? Yes. A festering pile of debris, dregs, dross, junk, litter, lumber, offal, refuse, rubble, rummage, scrap, sweepings, trash and waste. There's tortured comedy, and then there's comedy specifically being tortured on the Judas Cradle.
Let us never speak of this show again.
