'Badgers' musician creates NSFW music video celebrating Conan Exiles' dong physics

Boing boing boing goes the ball bag, up and down.

To quickly catch you up on Monday's revelations: Conan Exiles, Funcom's Early Access survival game, has an endowment slider that lets players adjust the size of their character's penis and breasts. It also sports plenty of jiggly physics, much to the delight of what appears to be the entire internet. And now, it even has a song.

Musician and animator Jonti Picking, known as Mr. Weebl or just Weebl, has created a song celebrating the dong slider and bouncing ball bag, and made a video to accompany the wang-jangling, sack-waggling gifs I posted yesterday (NSFW, obviously). You may already be familiar with Weebl's work, such as Badgers and Amazing Horse.

Please note: Weebl's video, embedded below, shows Conan Exiles' growing and shrinking dongs, bouncing testicles, butt cracks and taints, and the lyrics contain phrases such as "Conan Exiles has got a winky slider" and "Boing boing boing goes the ball bag."

You've been warned.


Personally, I think the song is catchy as hell, and found myself absentmindedly singing it this morning while walking my dog (not a euphemism). It is also the first time in my life someone has written me a 'banging choon' so I am pretty damn happy about it.

You can find more of Weebl's music and animation on his YouTube channel.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The first PC game Chris owned was Choplifter in 1982, and since then our staff writer has played at least three other games. He has a love/hate relationship with Early Access survival games and an odd fascination with the lives of NPCs.
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