Despite its high price and somewhat disappointing gaming chops, Valve's Steam Machine appears to be selling well, with lots of buyers showing off their new purchase on social media. And in what seems to be the first published instance, the consumer coverage also includes a console-like Red Ring Line of Death.
Well, the Steam Machine was pretty cool for the 20 minutes that it worked from r/steammachine
Reddit user me_hill posted a thread on how they were enjoying playing No Man's Sky on their new Steam Machine, but got an RLoD after applying a software update. Just as with the Xbox 360's notorious Red Ring of Death, Valve uses the LEDs on the front panel to indicate the operational status of its little PC box.
Anything white or blue is fine and dandy, but if it's red, then something's not right. In me_hill's case, half a line of slowing pulse red LEDs points to a GPU failure. Hopefully, since this occurred after a software update, it's not an actual hardware bail-out, but rather something not booting correctly and then reporting the error.
That's not to say that the Steam Machine is going to be immune to hardware failures, because the mass production of any product is going to result in something initially passing quality checks, but popping its clogs later down the line.
And the Steam Machine uses a lot of mass-produced stuff, despite claiming to have 'semi-custom' chips from AMD. The CPU and GPU might be unique to Valve's box of underwhelm in terms of production code, but the chips themselves are physically no different to the Ryzen 5 7540U and Radeon RX 7600M.
The Redditor has indicated that they've contacted Valve for support, so hopefully there's a solution for them. If not, then at least they've got something that can do a passing impression of KITT or a Cylon Centurion. Just a completely mute impression. And one that's cost them $1,000.
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