BioShock Infinite

The Text Adventures That Never Were: Bioshock Infinite

Christopher Livingston at

The holidays are a time for family gatherings, massive dinners, mildly disappointing presents, and visitations by ghosts who show you harrowing visions of what might have been. This year, the Ghost of Video Games Past showed me what the games of 2013 would have been like if graphics cards had never been invented! I have no idea why he did that. The Ghost of Video Games Past is a little weird.

Bioshock: Infinite impressed critics with its otherworldly visuals of a city in the clouds, but strip away the sunbeams and statues, and does it hold up? Let’s chug a vigor, eat a cake out of the garbage, and take a look at Bioshock Infinite: The Text Adventure!