Lincoln Carpenter
Lincoln has been writing about games for 11 years—unless you include the essays about procedural storytelling in Dwarf Fortress he convinced his college professors to accept. Leveraging the brainworms from a youth spent in World of Warcraft to write for sites like Waypoint, Polygon, and Fanbyte, Lincoln spent three years freelancing for PC Gamer before joining on as a full-time News Writer in 2024, bringing an expertise in Caves of Qud bird diplomacy, getting sons killed in Crusader Kings, and hitting dinosaurs with hammers in Monster Hunter.
Latest articles by Lincoln Carpenter

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2: Everything we know
By Lincoln Carpenter, Lauren Morton last updated
Smile, Jack Everything about Bloodlines 2's development, setting, clans, dancing, and more.

The 33 best Minecraft skins to give your avatar a cool new look
By Lauren Morton last updated
Dress sense Check out the 33 best Minecraft skins based on video games, anime, and even a few memes.

'Silksong lol': CloverPit devs delay the slot machine Balatro-like by 23 days to escape the blast radius of Silksong's launch
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News "We poured our hearts into our little game so of course we want to give it the best possible shot."

'I hope all your cars break down': Destiny players bid good riddance to departing Bungie CEO Pete Parsons in a rare moment of unity
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News "He will not be missed. I do not wish him well."

Cheese Rolling is the best free Steam game about the age-old English tradition of hurling yourself down a hillside in pursuit of tumbling dairy
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News I'm pleased to announce that I'm PC Gamer's best and only Cheese Rolling competitor.

'Let's fix every problem anyone has': Path of Exile 2 director says its massive next patch should pull the game out of its Dawn of the Hunt depression era
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News PoE 2's been in its training arc.

Black Myth: Zhong Kui, the follow-up to Black Myth: Wukong, just got a surprise Gamescom reveal
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News The second Black Myth entry will star a guardian deity with an extremely impressive tiger.

There's a Sekiro anime coming to Crunchyroll so I can relive my shame of getting brutalized by Guardian Ape
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News I'm not holding a grudge or anything.

Denshattack is a game where you do Tony Hawk stunts with Japanese trains whose developers would not confirm whether I can make a train do a Christ Air
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News I want to believe.

Capcom's Monster Hunter Wilds updates have backed it into a corner
By Lincoln Carpenter published
critical eye Performance isn't the only problem Wilds hasn't fixed.

Everything we know about Crimson Desert
By Stacey Henley last updated
Blood Red The new open world action game isn't a direct sequel to Black Desert Online, but expect some similarities.

A game was unintentionally listed as 'Sh***y Dungeon' on Steam in Japan thanks to goofed-up machine translation
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Flattering, no. Funny, yes.

In what was likely a karmic inevitability, Palworld now has its own shameless imitator on the Switch
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Behold: Palland.

Battlefield 6 lead producer says 'large maps exist,' confirming the full game will offer bigger battles than the beta's cramped, chaotic firefights
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News If you're already exhausted by Siege of Cairo, you're in luck.

If you felt way too killable in the first Battlefield 6 beta weekend, you might not have imagined it: BF6 devs are investigating reports of instakill 'super bullets'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Your honor, I think the ladies and gentlemen of the jury will find that I'm not owned.

Google's Gemini AI tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes' before repeating 'I am a disgrace' 86 times in succession
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Google has called Gemini's habit of self-abuse "annoying."

I'm hooting and hollering for this upcoming RPG about staging heists in the underworld from the publishers of Dwarf Fortress and the designers of one of the best narrative games of all time
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News The creators of King of Dragon Pass and Six Ages are going unholy with Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists.

2-time Arima Kinen champion Grass Wonder dies at 30
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News The legendary thoroughbred was the last surviving Umamusume inspiration from Japan's "Golden Generation" of racehorses.

Keeping us waiting, huh: Konami says the Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater multiplayer mode won't launch until fall
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Fox Hunt's taking a rain check.

It's PC Gamer's Gripes Week and you know what Windows 11 is… mostly fine. But it sure ain't perfect
By Dave James published
Gripes week I asked the team to nourish my black heart with their Windows pain and I'm kinda going hungry here.

Finally, I can get a straight flush with cabbages: Our favorite idle farming sim just got a Balatro crossover
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Sure!

I'm so tired of being advertised at, man
By Lincoln Carpenter published
Gripes week Life used to be more than this.

Anthem's former executive producer says BioWare was so good at telling stories that its original Anthem pitch convinced EA to greenlight a game it couldn't deliver: 'Maybe there wasn't anything behind the very evocative statement'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Never write a check you can't cash.

After 10 years, there's a functioning Metal Gear Solid 5 co-op mod so you and a friend can be played like a damn fiddle together
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News I'm Big Boss, and you are too.

'Touch grass, read a book, throw a ball, get tackled once in a while': Epic Games art director and OG System Shock 2 artist says the best-looking videogames are designed by people who don't just look at videogames
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News "When you see really interesting work, it's because it seems to come from somewhere else."
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