Lincoln Carpenter

Lincoln Carpenter

News Writer

Lincoln has been writing about games for 12 years—unless you include the essays about procedural storytelling in Dwarf Fortress he convinced his college professors to accept. Leveraging the brainworms from a youth spent in World of Warcraft to write for sites like Waypoint, Polygon, and Fanbyte, Lincoln spent three years freelancing for PC Gamer before joining on as a full-time News Writer in 2024, bringing an expertise in Caves of Qud bird diplomacy, getting sons killed in Crusader Kings, and hitting dinosaurs with hammers in Monster Hunter.

Latest articles by Lincoln Carpenter

A player character defends an NPC in Tarae: The Unbound.
Tarae: The Unbound is an 'Eastern dark fantasy' action RPG, and I for one am here for K-Diablo

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Featuring one of my favorite ARPG class archetypes: Guy With Gun.

News
A dragon in Nodusfall.
The next game from Hoyoverse sure looks like someone put Elden Ring's clothes on Monster Hunter

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Who among us doesn't love to sever the Dreadnodus?

News
GTA 6 protagonist Jason holding a smartphone.
GTA 6 leaker goes full cornball in newest videos, insists 'using crypto is the only way'

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Man, give it a rest.

11 Comments
News
Jason Duval and a friend from Grand Theft Auto 6. They're standing side by side looking at the man's phone and seem surprised by what they see.
Latest GTA 6 leak confirms full dong

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News It's perfectly natural.

News
Jason and Lucia from GTA 6.
Former Rockstar dev says the GTA 6 leaks are a 'nothing burger': 'There won't be much damage'

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News The Cyberleek debacle is no Hot Coffee.

22 Comments
News
A robot competitor undergoes pre-competition testing at the National Speed Skating Oval to prepare for the upcoming Second World Humanoid Robot Games on August 19, 2026 in Beijing, China.
Robot Olympics runner bravely sprints headfirst into wall and collapses in shower of sparks, is not a metaphor

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News This is not an event imbued with meaning.

11 Comments
News
Protagonist Jason Duval in Grand Theft Auto 6.
Cyberleek's still at it: Another GTA 6 leak shows 2 full minutes of high speed driving, surprisingly few crashes

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News The latest video features a new threat: "HIGHER MARKETCAP = MORE LEEKS."

News
The protagonist of Black Myth: Zhong Kui playing music accompanied by a trio of skeletons.
Black Myth: Zhong Kui's 15-minute gameplay reveal shows off confident swordplay, boss fights with oyster men, and the coolest skeletons I've ever seen

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Look at those guys! Look at those guys!!

News
A Palworld character from its launch cinematic; key art of No Man's Sky travelers.
Palworld and No Man's Sky are intensifying their months-long flirtation, and if those two don't just kiss already, I'm going to lose my mind

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Get it over with!

News
A younger Turalyon, from World of Warcraft: Midnight, looks surprised at something off-screen during a vicious battle.
WoW's haunted: Players report that their disconnected friends' characters are starting to play the game on their own

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Who's playing when the player isn't?

12 Comments
News
Sean Bean performing the "one does not simply walk into Mordor" bit in The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.
A dev tried to warn WB Games not to launch Lord of the Rings: War in the North 10 days before Skyrim, but was 'overruled'

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News As a wise tree guy once said, "We must not be hasty."

12 Comments
News
A 3D reconstruction of a trebuchet launching a missile at a castle.
Shoutout to this particular skeleton, who researchers believe is the first confirmed case of being totally obliterated by a trebuchet

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Mordre is so wlatsom and abhomynable.

10 Comments
News
Thanquol, a Grey Seer, reaches out towards that beautiful, blow-uppable, snortable warpstone moon in a cinematic trailer for Total War: Warhammer 3 - Lords of the End Times.
The Lords of the End Times are landing in Total War: Warhammer 3 on September 24, and everything's coming up rat men

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News And skeletons. And demons. And—well—everything bad, really.

News
Author Stephen King visits the SiriusXM Studios on September 26, 2017; Kiefer Sutherland drinking a Calorie Mate energy gel as Jack Bauer; Snake rides D-Horse in MGS5
How Stephen King watching a train hit a kid led to Kiefer Sutherland making his videogame horse crap on command: A PC Gamer Causality Chain™

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

🔗 Many of our greatest works are downstream of terrible woe.

7 Comments
🔗
A player character fishes for shrimp in Old School RuneScape
In a fascinating use of free will, Old School RuneScape player spent 4,304 hours catching 275,196 shrimp and 257,064 anchovies to max out his fishing skill in the worst way possible

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News "This is getting entirely too much attention."

News
Doom: The Dark Ages best weapons - Slayer
id Software dev says mass layoffs like Microsoft's are weakening the games industry, because developers 'don't have the incentive to care anymore'

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News "A lot of gamers, even if they don't know it, they can feel it's not right. There's something wrong."

30 Comments
News
A Steam logo seen displayed on a smartphone and in the background; Distant view of the headquarters of Ceva Logistics Europe, formerly Gefco, a French international industrial logistics company
Steam user data 'may have been compromised' by a cyberattack targeting Valve's European shipping partner

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News An attack targeting CEVA Logistics "likely" exposed the personal information of European customers who ordered Steam hardware, Valve says.

News
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 08: CEO of Take-Two Interactive Software Strauss Zelnick attends Paley International Council Summit at Paley Museum on November 08, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Steven Ferdman/Getty Images)
Take-Two CEO says he expects the games industry to be in 'commercial streaming mode within 3 years,' which is great news if you hate owning things

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Rockstar's parent company believes cloud gaming will grow its customer base even as hardware prices rise.

40 Comments
News
Monster Hunter Wilds' stockpile master studying a manifest
Capcom says it wants Monster Hunter Wilds to outsell World 'over the medium to long term,' but it'll need to muster a lot of sales momentum to get there

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Wilds didn't rank in Capcom's quarterly best sellers, but the company hopes to turn that around.

News
Henry and Radzig stand side-by-side, Henry looks shocked and Radzig looks proud.
New Kingdom Come trademark filings mention 'online' virtual worlds—but we shouldn't assume Warhorse is making a multiplayer game just yet

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News A videogame IP attorney says the filings are "far from a promise that the next Kingdom Come videogame will feature multiplayer."

News
Composite image of three games beside each other split diagonally: Coral Island, Fields of Mistria, Roots of Pacha
The best farm sims and games like Stardew Valley

By Lauren Morton Last updated

Updated! Games like Stardew Valley have fully taken root on PC, so now we're thoroughly spoiled for choice on new games to plant parsnips in.

8 Comments
Updated!
null
Destiny 2 players are learning how to crack into its infamous content vault by tinkering with old game builds

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Two months after it entered purgatory, Destiny 2's community archaeologists are creating tools for exploring its long-absent worlds.

News
A high school age baseball player in Ball Boy Simulator, with the sun setting in the background.
'Wait for me, my Czech friend': Japanese dev adds Czech localization just for the one Steam user who wishlisted his game in the Czech Republic

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News The international spirit of baseball and friendship might frown on the method, though.

15 Comments
News
Microsoft's Xbox 360 game console is introduced during a press preview on May 13, 2005 in Tokyo, Japan.
Microsoft is planning to bring Xbox 360 games to PC, according to leaked documents

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News The feature is expected to get a "gradual" launch between 2027 and 2028.

16 Comments
News
Key art for Champions Tactics: Grimoria Chronicles, showing a sorceress holding some sort of accursed gemerald.
Ubisoft's NFT tactics game, a thing that still exists, is shutting down in October

By Lincoln Carpenter Published

News Technically, it shed its Web3 functionality in May, but it didn't seem to help much.

8 Comments
News
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Archives

Other versions of this page are available with specific content for the following regions: