Reinstall: Crusader: No Remorse

Richard Cobbett at 09:01pm November 30 2011
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Crusader isn’t about action, or even shooting. It’s not about explosions, about story, or about saving the world from the generic totalitarian government in charge of it. It’s about being That Guy. You know the one. The one the guards have no chance of stopping. The one who just walks through any trap. The one who’s sent in alone to save the world because he and his gun are, if anything, overkill.

Action heroes don’t get much sleeker than the Silencer—an unnamed, mute super-commando who worked for the evil, all-controlling World Economic Consortium until ordered to massacre a group of civilians. Refusing, he officially switched sides and joined up with the rebels instead, lending his gun, skill, and (most importantly) awesome-looking battle armor to their noble cause. Just one glance at him tells you you’re many, many weight classes above most enemies you’ll face.

And in other PC gaming news….

Tom Hatfield at 05:35pm November 30 2011
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Dragon Age 2

Will Dragon Age 2 have multiplayer? Possibly, but more importantly this post gives us the perfect excuse to make up a series of silly ideas for how it could work.

  • Dragon Age: Dragon Warfare – The Gray Wardens invade an unnamed middle eastern country. Things explode.
  • Dragonville – A social game about managing the town of Kirkwall, be sure to grow enough hero plants or you’ll be overrun by Darkspawn.
  • Dragon Age: Age of Dragons – Be sure to kill ten Darkspawn to level up enough to participate in the Arch Demon raid!
  • Dragon4Age – Race from safe zone to safe zone through the Darkspawn infested deep roads. Four player co-op!
  • Dragon Age: Infernum - Turn based strategy game in which you scheme against other Darkspawn to rule the deep roads.

 
Check inside for a dragon list of aged PC gaming news.

Magicka: The Stars are Left DLC adds new campaign levels, robes and monsters, out now

Tom Senior at 04:32pm November 30 2011
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The Stars are Left adds several sinister new campaign missions to Magicka, complete with tentacled Lovecraftian bosses, new enemies and new outfits. The pack also comes with a couple of challenge maps and there’s a new trailer, which may be the first H. P. Lovecraft/film noir comedy crossover film ever made. Hopefully it’s not the last. The Stars are Left is available now for £3.99 / $5.99 on Steam and Gamersate.

Total War: Shogun 2 DLC adds decapitation, limb severing, blood, Hattori clan

Tom Senior at 03:50pm November 30 2011
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It’s a well known fact that samurai warriors contained five times as much blood as ordinary humans. This would allow them to gush pints and pints of gore at the slightest nick of a samurai sword, therefore allowing them to die in the most spectacular fashion. The latest Blood Pack Total War DLC will give Shogun 2 a sticky coating of extra historical accuracy with the addition of decapitation, limb severing, blood spatters and a range of gory new sound effects. It’s available now on Steam at the price of 99p / $1.59.

Eve Online Crucible update adds new ships, graphical improvements, UI updates and more

Tom Senior at 02:38pm November 30 2011
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The winter update to Eve Online landed yesterday, adding new vessels, nebulas, UI improvements, balance changes and more. It’s the first major update since the problematic Incarna earlier this year, which prompted a serious change of direction for CCP. CEO Hilmar Pétursson has previously apologised to Eve players for “losing sight of simple things.” Crucible is supposed to represent a return to what Eve Online players love most: SPACESHIPS.

Dragon Age multiplayer mode rumoured, built with Frostbite 2, lets players be dragons

Tom Senior at 12:16pm November 30 2011
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Those “industry insiders,” what don’t they know? One of them has slipped a few details to Kotaku about a possible multiplayer component for Dragon Age, saying that it’s being built in Battlefield 3′s Frostbite 2 engine and already looks stunning. It’s not known whether it’s planned as part of Dragon Age 3, or whether it’ll be a separate standalone release, but apparently it’ll let us play as a dragon.

Dead Island banned in Germany

Tom Senior at 11:53am November 30 2011
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Dead Island has been well and truly banned in Germany. Developers Techland join everyone else in expressing their lack of surprise at the decision. “This isn’t unexpected,” they told Eurogamer. “Germany has its unique regulations regarding video games and violence and the industry can only comply.”

Turning the blood green won’t help them with this one. Dead Island has been put on “List B” by Germany’s Federal Department of Media Harmful to Young Persons. It’s a list reserved for media that contains extreme torture or Nazi content. It’s probably best not to think about what gets onto “List A.”

Mass Effect 3 will return to the Citadel with cut Mass Effect 2 missions

Tom Senior at 11:22am November 30 2011
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After the momentous events at the end of Mass Effect, it was surprising that the sequel didn’t spend much time in the Citadel. Speaking to OXM, lead writer Mac Walters has said that the huge station that forms the galactic centre of government will form a bigger part of Mass Effect 3.

“There was a Mass Effect 2 plot that was a kind of callback to the first Mass Effect that was going to be on the Citadel, and we cut it. But now it’s made a resurrection in Mass Effect 3,” says Walters. “That’s the nice thing about trilogies, sometimes you get a second chance.” Hopefully it won’t be a sequel to the Keeper scanning side quest.

How to play Saints Row 3 as a toilet

Graham Smith at 10:52am November 30 2011
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Saints Row 3 is the unrestricted id of gaming smeared across an open world city. It’s brash, juvenile, violent and obsessed with toilet humour. So much so that you can play the game as a toilet.

Watch the video above, and then read on for how you can easily do it yourself in an instant and without mods.

Prison Architect trailer concludes Introversion treasure hunt

Tom Senior at 10:25am November 30 2011
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The Introversion treasure hunt is over! By combining the secret numbers and adding them to the end of the url on the Introversion site, the debut trailer for their new IGF entry, Prison Architect was revealed.

It brings back fond memories of Theme Hospital. The most dangerous thing your patients could do in Bullfrog’s game was vomit, or explode a little bit. Prison Architect’s inmates will be smuggling in poison and shivs, on the look out for an opportunity to start a riot and escape. It wouldn’t be Introversion without a hint of darkness, and Prison Architect’s first mission certainly delivers. Read our Prison Architect preview to find out how.

Cryptic’s Neverwinter MMO gets first real trailer, focuses on story

Nathan Grayson at 01:03am November 30 2011
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Cryptic recently took the wraps off Neverwinter’s MMO makeover, but in terms of viewable media, the developer’s been rather, er, cryptic. That all ends today, however, as this nice story trailer – complete with its own gruff, grizzled veteran regaling grim tales in the back of a bar – has suddenly appeared on the Internet. If that’s not enough, there’s also a dragon. And a bridge! Who doesn’t love those? Adventure northward – through this precarious morass of words – to see for yourself.

Frozen Synapse developer talks business and the F2P dilemma

Rob Zacny at 07:12pm November 29 2011
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Frozen Synapse developer Paul Taylor, from Mode 7, wrote a “mini-postmortem” at Games Brief on how business and design considerations influenced the game’s development and marketing. He explains why Mode 7 gambled on a higher price point (for an indie game) and discusses how Frozen Synapse is at once limited by being pay-once, but how it would likely fail as a free-to-play game.

He writes, “Pay-once is the most maligned business model out there right now: I would suggest that even the most hardcore entrenched old-school developers have been won round by the raw data that free-to-play games have generated, so pay-once is in decline.”

However, he also points out that a game like Frozen Synapse does not lend itself to F2P, and that Synapse’s target audience of hardcore gamers is “averse” to F2P models. He also admits that designing for “pay once” let Mode 7 design a game that was “not based around restricting the player’s access to content.”

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Tom Hatfield at 06:20pm November 29 2011
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I might be spending my evenings being Batman at the moment, but this lady’s Catwoman impersonation is ever so slightly better. I always knew Arkham City’s combat moves were theoretically possible, since they had been motion captured, but seeing an actual human pull them off is amazing to see. Kudos to everyone involved. I only hope I never meet any of them down a dark and dramatically shot alley.

Check inside for slow motion face punching PC gaming news.

Prison Architect tease continues with new image

Henry Winchester at 06:01pm November 29 2011
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Introversion’s ongoing Prison Architect treasure hunt and ARG continues to confuse the hell out of us. The game’s being teased in a series of grim Polaroids, with the latest very briefly appearing in the Dungeons of Dredmore Humble Indie Bundle reveal trailer.

This one’s numbered four of five, and shows a man – possibly a prison warden – sitting at his desk with a cup of coffee. We received image one of five, showing a gun being held by an arm in a green sleeve. Image two was found by PC Gamer forum user The_B in Introversion’s Subversion city generator, and it shows some canoodling violently ended by a man in a green shirt. Image three was sent to Rock Paper Shotgun, and it shows a man – probably the same man – kneeling in front of a priest (not like that!), possibly begging for forgiveness. The final image, also found by The_B, shows the man sitting on the electric chair.

The Humble Introversion Bundle now includes Dungeons of Dredmor as a ‘beat the average’ game

Owen Hill at 06:00pm November 29 2011
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Dungeons of Dredmor has been added to the Humble Introversion Bundle as an extra “beat the average” game.

The Humble Introversion Bundle is already one hell of a deal. It includes Uplink, Darwinia, Multiwinia and Defcon and sells for whatever you’re willing to pay for it. Last week, anyone who paid over the average cost for the bundle (an entirely reasonable £2.39/$3.73) got Aquaria and Crayon Physics Deluxe, along with two tech demos, as bonus downloads.

Now 82%-scoring roguelike, Dungeons of Dredmor has been added to the list, along with access to Darwinia, Multiwinia, DEFCON, and Uplink’s source code, developer-only forums, the wiki, and “version control repositories.” Not too shabby.

Already purchased the bundle? You’ve already got access to these wonderful things, including Dungeons of Dredmor. Thinking about signing up? Make sure you pay above the average cost in order to get the goodies. You can even decide how your payment gets divided between charity, developer and Humble Bundle, Inc before you purchase.

If only all purchases were this amenable.

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