World of Warcraft: Forever has a new two-name system, given it'll be taking place on one big megaserver—which has a few advantages, like making sure you can typically get your chosen first name without the sheer volume of players snapping it out from under you.
Naturally, being a bunch of silly geezers, WoW players have been using it to mercilessly run bits. Here's a quick list of some of my favourites that myself and my colleagues have seen, plus a gallery of images to reassure you that they are, in fact, real:
- Rotten Nutz
- Skonch Prime
- Minion Cuck
- Lancedalot Nowimdead (notably, an undead paladin).
- Huge Bulge
- Take Meds
- Zugzug Workwork
- Gotta Poo
- Girlwho Suggestsyaoi
- Ballbag Billy
- Po Tayto
- Supplement Bottle
- Looks Maxxer
- Floorpov Povfloor
- John Warcrimes
But beware: If you wish to join the ranks of these absurdly-named heroes, Blizzard has confirmed it'll be removing beta access from people who name themselves something terribly rude: "Character names must adhere to our naming policies, including in Beta. If you violate those policies that may result in the removal of beta access."
