The Text Adventures That Never Were: Spelunky

Christopher Livingston at

The holidays are a time for family gatherings, massive dinners, mildly disappointing presents, and visitations by ghosts who show you harrowing visions of what might have been. This year, the Ghost of Video Games Past showed me what the games of 2013 would have been like if graphics cards had never been invented! I have no idea why he did that. The Ghost of Video Games Past is a little weird.

Even with its improved graphics, the 2013 version of Spelunky retained both the charm and frustration of the original. Of course, improved graphics don’t matter when you remove the graphics altogether. Let’s unfurl a rope and descend into Spelunky: The Text Adventure!