Congratulations to Victoria 3 players on causing 860,000,000,000,000,000 deaths by famine in a single year, enough to depopulate Earth 107,000,000 times

Victoria 3
(Image credit: Paradox Interactive)

Every great leader knows it: you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Sometimes you have to do bad things in order to achieve good things. Sometimes you have to spill a little blood. Sometimes you have to, let's see here, kill 806 quadrillion people via famine in the space of a single year. Well okay then!

This and other vital lessons come courtesy of Victoria 3, which is celebrating its third birthday with a few statistics, as has become fashionable. Turns out players are either incredibly bad farmers or incredibly efficient murderers, because in the last 12 months they've starved enough people to death to denude real-life Earth of humans 107 million times over.

(Image credit: Paradox)

Finally, I'm at least a little surprised by the most-played nations. I'd expected the charts to be dominated by humdrum anglophone states. Especially the UK, given it was the dominant power of the era. But no, China has been players' most popular pick with 3.4 million playthroughs happening in the Middle Kingdom over the last year. Then it's Japan, the USA, Russia, and Prussia (thus all the anarchism, you see).

Anyway, I should apologise. At least some of those famine deaths were probably down to my ill-thought-out tariff policies. I really thought it was a good idea at the time.

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Joshua Wolens
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One of Josh's first memories is of playing Quake 2 on the family computer when he was much too young to be doing that, and he's been irreparably game-brained ever since. His writing has been featured in Vice, Fanbyte, and the Financial Times. He'll play pretty much anything, and has written far too much on everything from visual novels to Assassin's Creed. His most profound loves are for CRPGs, immersive sims, and any game whose ambition outstrips its budget. He thinks you're all far too mean about Deus Ex: Invisible War.

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