While the rest of PC Gamer is off working hard in the deals mines, dutifully ferreting-out the gems hidden among all the stone, I've been assigned something far more pleasant: A budget.
You see, I'm what we in the UK call a tight arse. I love my PC and all its accoutrements, but outside of the Big Upgrade every five years or so, I only buy peripherals and accessories when they're dirt cheap. Hey I've got kids! But even if I didn't, I'd still probably be a bit of a miser.
Thus I, Meany McMeanface, am going to take you past the overwhelmingly numerous number of Black Friday PC gaming deals, and focus on one thing. If I had $250 to spend this Black Friday, where would I spend it?
I have 250 dollars shopkeep, show me your finest wares
Now I have 200 dollars, and with that I shall not part
110 dollars remain!
Now I'm in a bit of a pickle. I've spent just under $140 on a new mouse, keyboard, headset and mic. I was wondering if there's any chance I could squeeze a decent monitor in there and, if we push the budget up to an overall $260 (don't tell the PCG hardware team), my eyes are gazing Scrooge-like at this as I fumble for coins.
But wait!
I decided not to go with the monitor after all. Breaking the budget is not in-keeping with my parsimonious character, and I think that, as well as quality, we want quantity. One thing I do need to buy for myself is a new pad (once again: big shout-out to my wonderful well-behaved children), and now things really fall into place:
My last 61 dollars goes to...
I'd buy that for a dollar
How about that then. A new mouse, keyboard, headset, mic, an amazing gaming pad and an overall PC performance boost with the NVMe drive: not bad for $250 and, in fact, we even came in under budget at a princely $248.95.
I suppose this is what I personally enjoy about Black Friday. Some PC gamers like to coo over the shiny high-end stuff, but I'm the kind of dumpster diver alternative, looking to get as much for as little as possible. What can I say, they chose the right man for the job.