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    Old 12-14-2011, 01:13 AM
    Alaoch Alaoch is offline
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    Default Official recruitment thread-a-majig!

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]HEEEEYYYYY KIDDDDSSS![/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: HOORAY! COCONUT MONKEYS!
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE DOUCHECOPTERS! Time to have some FUN![/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: HOOORAAAYYYYYY! *Child in back of crowd vomits with excitement*

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]WHO WANTS TO BE A COCONUT MONKEY!???[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: OOOHHHH! MEEEEEEEE! RRRRGGHHHHHHH! *Child in back of crowd has violent bowel movements...also induced by excitement*
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]NOW! Who DOESN'T want to be a Coconut Monkey? Hmmmm?[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Small Child in front: Well.....um....

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Go Ahead...speak on up there sonny...speak up now....what was that?[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Small Child in Front: Well....if it's ok....i mean...i really just wanna go get some ice cream...

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Of course that's ok! Why...that's so alrighty tidy that you can just go do that right now! Go on you! G'on! Get some of that delicious Ice Cream![/FONT]
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    Small Child in front: *Looks vastly relieved, get's up to leave, bouncing with excitement over the thought of delicious ice cream*
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]Go get some ice cream....IN HELL! ATTACK OCTOPUS! KILLLLLLLLLLLL THE INIFIDELLLLLLL!!!!!![/FONT][/SIZE]




    Kids: BLEEEAAAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! *DOMINATION*

    [SIZE="5"][FONT="Times New Roman"]WELCOME TO THE COCONUT MONKEYS! JOIN US OR DIE![/FONT][/SIZE]




    [SIZE="4"]REQUIREMENTS[/SIZE]: Oddly enough, we really are one of the few guilds out there that don't need you to be a certain height, size, weight, or use our website/ventrilo/other random assortment of goods. Mostly, we PREFER ages 18+, or at the least the mental capacity to deal with everything I just put you through above this post. This IS the OFFICIAL PC GAMER Star Wars: The Old Republic Empire Guild. US nationality, West Coast (PST) PVP server. Our Guild is LOCATED ON: "The Crucible Pits" server.
    We will need you to at least be an active member in the guild, for courtesy's sake. There are a lot of people that want into the Guild, and if you will be inactive, please LET US KNOW. How long, why, etc. so we know whether or not to keep your character in the Guild in order to make room for those people who want to be participating members of the Guild.




    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"]Questions?[/FONT][/SIZE]: Contact our local fearless Sith Lord Recruiter Alaoch TODAY!
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    Last edited by Alaoch; 12-14-2011 at 01:32 AM.
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