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A gun on a table with an evidence marker

Violent criminals keep escaping justice, but I sure am taking some nice photos of evidence in this crime scene simulator

By Christopher Livingston Published

slug shots I can't catch killers, but I like labeling blood stains and bullet holes. Is that a job?

slug shots
A guy buying brass knuckles

People love buying weapons so much in this gun store sim that I'm making bank even though I only sell brass knuckles

By Christopher Livingston Published

Target No guns? No problem. Any weapon is a best seller.

Target
Two bowlers, one sitting while the other bowls

I tried to become a pro bowler but I skipped one important step: learning how to bowl

By Christopher Livingston Published

Alley Oops My attempt to rise through the ranks of PBA Pro Bowling 2026 hit a small and completely unexpected snag.

Alley Oops
Giraffes at a zoo

Turns out running a profitable zoo is super easy unless you keep blowing those profits on dozens of chickens

By Christopher Livingston Published

Bawk Wild Visitors in Zoo Life Simulator will pay top dollar to look at anything: a rabbit, a goose, and even a hot dog stand.

Bawk Wild
A park ranger with people looking at a trail sign behind him

I've finally found my true calling, and it's kicking people out of national parks for the slightest infractions of the rules

By Christopher Livingston Published

Take a hike Ranger's Path: National Park Simulator lets me protect nature by sending hikers packing.

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