What do they do with you when you die in Skyrim? The draugr would suggest you get interred in some kind of big tomb to murder future adventurers, but aren't those all Nords? What if you're playing a Dunmer, or a Breton, or some other non-native culture in Skyrim's snow-capped peaks?
You presumably get stuck in one of the province's innumerable humdrum, plain-wood coffins and stuck on a shelf. That might be sufficient for the paupers, but I'm a Dragonborn of wealth and taste. My sojourn up the Styx requires the finest possible vessel.
I kind of love it. Not just for its ludicrous specificity, but because it is—ironically enough—one of those genuinely heartening signs of Skyrim's immortality. Even as someone who isn't especially big on the game, it's one of the coolest things in the world that this thing is still getting overhauls, tweaks, replacers, and incredibly niche do-overs a full 13 years on, as entire generations of modders pass in and out of the scene. Whatever else happens, we will never run low on people with hyper-specific desires for Skyrim and the willpower to make them reality.
