Latest articles by Joshua Wolens
You can pick up $1000+-worth of Fallout tabletop gubbins for $25 right now, with a portion going to the ACLU
News That's a lot of gubbins.
Chappell Roan is a RuneScape sicko who absolutely loves the 'medieval synth sh*t' of its soundtrack
News She's just like me, for real.
Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol 1 got its final big update, if you want to bolt 61GB of 4K textures onto MGS3 and, thank God, finally switch the cancel and confirm buttons in MGS1
News That MGS3 texture pack sure looks AI-ey, though, don't it?
After just 2 years on sale, 7 '90s-era Jurassic Park games are getting delisted this March
News Insert an appropriate Jurassic Park quote here (I've never seen Jurassic Park).
'5,000,000 Henrys' and they're all quite hungry: KCD2 has sold gangbusters since its launch last year
News Jesus Christ be praised.
This 8-bit Morrowind from someone with 'no experience with game making' will run on your actual Game Boy Color and is genuinely kind of great
News Running Morrowind on my modded GBA SP, just like god intended.
Blizzard says it's open to even more Diablo 2 expansions and reworks unless people get really mad at it about this one: 'We're going to have to see what the players say'
News It's been burnt before, you know.
Fallout's co-creator again recalls nixing 'Terminator-style' robots in the original game, which has me rubbing my chin real hard at Fallout 4's entire plot: 'Mr Handy and Terminator robot do not belong in the same universe'
News Talking raccoons also do not belong there, it turns out.
Yakuza Kiwami 3 is where 'The Kiwami line will come to an end,' which might be for the best given how badly it's been handled
News Kiwami 3 has been welcomed to the world by a whole lot of upset fans.
After 21 years, Serious Sam 2 gets Steam achievements (and a new patch)
News Sam now 20% more serious.
Fallout's Aaron Moten 'forbid' himself from playing the games, leaving Ella Purnell as the only show lead who's actually rolled a character in the Wasteland
News Ella Purnell Fallout 1 stream when.
I was the Bernie Madoff of speculative baby trading until my prize infant gargled horse tranquiliser and died
News Stupid, selfish babies.
Here's playable mahjong in Morrowind, boss, just like you ordered
News I taught myself Caravan in New Vegas. I can learn this.
'It took about 5 years' for people to start liking Fallout: New Vegas, says Josh Sawyer, and even longer for Obsidian to see that 'players actually liked the design choices we had made'
News Hindsight has about a 20% chance of scoring a headshot in VATS.
I am once again tapping my 'Todd Howard genuinely loves Fallout' sign: He's an OG Fallout 1 fan and still hasn't given back the disc he nicked from his brother
News "The rules of the world and the vibe of the world, they were just brilliant and so unique."
Steam now lets early access devs show a 1.0 release date, then says eh, maybe leave it blank: 'Just because this feature exists, does not mean you should or must use it'
News Ask if you should, not if you could. Can. Could.
You think you know Baldur's Gate 3, but you're not getting 10/10 on our exhaustive quiz about its many wonderful gnomes
Gnome way! You're just not.
Steam Proton will no longer forget the entire reason it exists if you have a humungous library, as of the most recent client beta
News To be fair, I also forget why I exist sometimes.
Larian lead has a little 'crash out on main' over Baldur's Gate 3 show announce, but big boss Swen Vincke says HBO is in touch about the writing, so now I don't know what to think
News You mean I have to wait for the show to exist before deciding whether it's good or not?
Take-Two CEO says you can trust that GTA 6 release date because they've spent, like, so much money on marketing in the run-up to it, and they're 'Not selling hamburgers' here
News No free hamburgers with GTA 6. You heard it here first.
Management sim Manifesto is the first game ever without politics: Grind workers into dust under your bootheel in a carefree romp that is 'definitely not about the video game industry… stop reading into things that aren't there'
News Finally, a simple good time with no message at all.
Epic says I can change baby, I promise, as it returns for its now-annual tradition of admitting its launcher 'sucks'
News I can fix her (she is a videogames client).
Pack it up, Game Freak: Modder turns RDR2 into the best Pokémon game since Ruby, complete with catching wild beasts and trainer battles
News Just like Rockstar originally envisioned.
