EA pinky promises to 'maintain creative control' in its post-buyout era, but the list of 'cultural values' it plans to keep doesn't mean much at all

Attendees gather in front of an Electronic Arts Inc. (EA) logo displayed on a screen during the company's EA Play event ahead of the E3 Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, California, U.S., on Saturday, June 10, 2017. EA revealed two new titles along with the annual iterations of the company's sports games, as well as unveiling the highly anticipated "Star Wars: Battlefront II" open-world multiplayer gameplay. Photographer: Patrick T. Fallon/Bloomberg via Getty Images
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The $55 billion buyout of EA—the largest leveraged buyout in private equity history—has plunged the future of the corporation into uncertainty. It's gotta find some way to deal with the $20 billion of debt its buyers have lumbered it with, and some fear that its new owners—featuring Saudi Arabia's Public Investment fund and Jared Kushner's Affinity Partners—might put the kibosh on diversity and representation in games like The Sims (which would, per one of the series' original leads, be something of a death knell for it).

Well, EA is trying to allay some of those fears (via Polygon). In a new FAQ for employees from October 30, the company promised that it was still "in a strong financial position" despite the small matter of $20 billion in debt and that it will "maintain creative control" over its projects even in its new era of private ownership. It also promises to maintain "a thoughtful, steady approach to AI," after stories circulated about the new owners planning to make heavy use of the tech. What does that mean in practice? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Canny readers will note none of that really means much beyond 'we will keep trying to be good at making games and not bad at it.' These "cultural values" don't have much cultural content; notably absent from the list are more straightforwardly meaningful, and political, terms like diversity, LGBT rights, progressivism, or equity.

Does that mean EA is gearing up to turn The Sims into an aggressively right-wing franchise? Of course not, but it does lead me to question whether, if a diverse and representative Sims stops making quite so much money, would EA go to bat to ensure it keeps those qualities?

The proof will be in the pudding, I suppose. Which is to say that we'll only know what the future holds for EA and its fans when the future actually gets here. EA expects the buyout to wrap up "in the next six to nine months."

Joshua Wolens
News Writer

One of Josh's first memories is of playing Quake 2 on the family computer when he was much too young to be doing that, and he's been irreparably game-brained ever since. His writing has been featured in Vice, Fanbyte, and the Financial Times. He'll play pretty much anything, and has written far too much on everything from visual novels to Assassin's Creed. His most profound loves are for CRPGs, immersive sims, and any game whose ambition outstrips its budget. He thinks you're all far too mean about Deus Ex: Invisible War.