Celebrity SimCity: Day 2 - Enter Notchtopia



Chris Kluwe

NFL punter, musician ● Twitter: @ChrisWarcraft Web: Tripping Icarus

Population: 155,990 ● Treasury: §23,792

Directory of Mayors: Notch Veronica Belmont Jordan Yin, Ph.D. Chris Kluwe Robert Bowling Brian Brushwood Gary Whitta Tyler Wilde

Herpes has flared up, growing into one of the region's most populous cities. Like others in the region, Herpes supplements its power supply with energy from Whitta Vista, but it needs little more help than that to fuel its growth. There's something for everyone in Herpes: shopping, education, high-tech industry, cultural landmarks, and ports on the shore of Hepatitis Seas. What it lacks in overall good-looks, Herpes makes up for with robustness. It isn't going anywhere, ever.

[Update] Well, it wasn't . In response to Federal Department of EA, the Herpes mayor's office released a statement via Twitter which cannot be republished by the county due to profanity.

Tyler Wilde
Executive Editor

Tyler grew up in Silicon Valley during the rise of personal computers, playing games like Zork and Arkanoid on the early PCs his parents brought home. He was later captivated by Myst, SimCity, Civilization, Command & Conquer, Bushido Blade (yeah, he had Bleem!), and all the shooters they call "boomer shooters" now. In 2006, Tyler wrote his first professional review of a videogame: Super Dragon Ball Z for the PS2. He thought it was OK. In 2011, he joined PC Gamer, and today he's focused on the site's news coverage. His hobbies include amateur boxing and adding to his 1,200-plus hours in Rocket League.