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Celebrity SimCity: Day 2 - Enter Notchtopia



Chris Kluwe

NFL punter, musician ● Twitter: @ChrisWarcraft Web: Tripping Icarus

Population: 155,990 ● Treasury: §23,792

Directory of Mayors: Notch Veronica Belmont Jordan Yin, Ph.D. Chris Kluwe Robert Bowling Brian Brushwood Gary Whitta Tyler Wilde

Herpes has flared up, growing into one of the region's most populous cities. Like others in the region, Herpes supplements its power supply with energy from Whitta Vista, but it needs little more help than that to fuel its growth. There's something for everyone in Herpes: shopping, education, high-tech industry, cultural landmarks, and ports on the shore of Hepatitis Seas. What it lacks in overall good-looks, Herpes makes up for with robustness. It isn't going anywhere, ever.

[Update] Well, it wasn't . In response to Federal Department of EA, the Herpes mayor's office released a statement via Twitter which cannot be republished by the county due to profanity.

Tyler has spent over 900 hours playing Rocket League, and slightly fewer nitpicking the PC Gamer style guide. His primary news beat is game stores: Steam, Epic, and whatever launcher squeezes into our taskbars next.