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Celebrity SimCity: Day 2 - Enter Notchtopia



Markus "Notch" Persson

Founder of Mojang ● Twitter: @notch Web:

Population: 519 ● Treasury: §1,240

Directory of Mayors: Notch Veronica Belmont Jordan Yin, Ph.D. Chris Kluwe Robert Bowling Brian Brushwood Gary Whitta Tyler Wilde

Notch only just arrived in the county on a suborbital jet from Sweden, but he's already started designing a three-sided paradise that's greener than the water in Robert Bowling's Hepatitis Seas. There's little to see at this early stage, but the county office will send inspectors to Notchtopia regularly—or just as soon as the 20 minute long red light at the region's border finally turns green, too.

Tyler has spent over 800 hours playing Rocket League, and slightly fewer nitpicking the PC Gamer style guide. His primary news beat is game stores: Steam, Epic, and whatever launcher squeezes into our taskbars next.