Are you short on Christmas gift ideas for the important geek in your life? Or perhaps you are that very geek, and looking desperately to express your desires to nerd-naive family members. This gift guide can help you get what you want. Here's how: first eat a bucket of fried chicken. Next, open our collection of geeky, gamey treats on a monitor and paw at what you want. Then leave the desk. When a family member sits down at the desk to play some Facebook games, he or she will see the greasy smears over the desired object and then make a note of it on the notepad you strategically placed at the side. Job done.
Of course, subscriptions to our monthly magazine also make excellent last minute gifts .