I don't know about you, but I think I'm coming down with something. Cough, cough, yes I'm definitely coming down with something, and I suspect I'll finally succumb at around 12am Tuesday morning. Completely coincidentally, Tuesday is when Fallout 4 (opens in new tab) releases. Anticipating an infectious sickness bug, Bethesda's Pete Hines has helpfully released a signed sick note (opens in new tab) that you can present to your boss/teacher/authority figure.
You've already preloaded (opens in new tab) Fallout 4, right? If, like me, you'd rather wait for the reviews, you'll be pleased to hear that they're going live today at 8:00 EST / 13:00 GMT.