Free-to-play games might just kill me. Last week, I agreed to embark on a most perilous journey into the depths of free-to-play hell to discover the most indulgent, sickening games I could. This is a log of what I found. Keep in mind, not every game here is bad—some are great, worthy of praise—but each carries with it an inherent vice that might cripple even the bravest of gamers. Join me on a surreal journey through the tumultuous, unforgiving free-to-play landscape.