The best thing about the internet is that it means you don't have to go to a physical store on Black Friday. For a taste of what you're missing, Super Black Friday Sweep captures the consumerist frenzy with a trolley and a punch button. You dash around the store shoveling commodities into your maw and thumping anyone carrying a TV with a better discount than you. Red items are better deals, but if there's no deal in sight you can always skirt the edges and buy twenty hair dryers to keep your purchases-per-minute nice and high.
For some real Black Friday bargains on PC gaming goods check out our Black Friday deals round-up page. There's no shoving or punching there, honest.