Duke Nukem Forever DLC finally launching next week

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Jeez, took long enough, right? I mean, it's been, like, two whole months since Duke Nukem Forever's Parody Pack was announced. Two! You'd think these people could learn to be a bit more timely.

Regardless, Duke's making his first assuredly offensive leap into the brave new world of DLC on October 11, according to VG247. It's completely free to First Access Club members, but everyone else will have to pony up a fairly steep $9.99. Four maps and weapons - no matter how sort of timely their knock against Call of Duty may be - don't exactly cause my piggybank to explode with glee. Or explode at all, for that matter.