Roses are red, this new car is red, your mangled corpse is red. It can only be the Grand Theft Auto Online (opens in new tab) Be My Valentine event, live now.
Be My Valentine brings a few frivolous goodies free for all. The Albany Roosevelt Valor is a classic car in which to sweep your lady friend off to watch the sunset from Mount Chiliad (opens in new tab). You can buy one from Legendary Motorsport.
There's also some sharp period clothing on offer (but really when isn't beige check in fashion?), to be joined on Friday by a couples event called 'Till Death Do Us Part Adversary Mode'. That's more like it.
All this is accompanied by everything from the previous Valentine's update (opens in new tab) too (the more fittingly named Valentine's Day Massacre Special) and the Gusenberg Sweeper is back in stock at Ammu-Nation. Enjoy it while it lasts.