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Bioshock Infinite trailer has Skyhook violence and juice that sets your hands on fire

Lessons Booker DeWitt learns in the latest Bioshock Infinite trailer.

1. Don't drink unlabeled bottles you find lying around.

2. Switch your skyhook off before scratching your nose.

3. Seriously, man, don't drink that it could be shampoo or bleach, or a tonic that sears the flesh from your hands - put it down, Booker. No! BAD action hero. What are you THREE YEARS OLD?

Tom stopped being a productive human being when he realised that the beige box under his desk could play Alpha Centauri. After Deus Ex and Diablo 2 he realised he was cursed to play amazing PC games forever. He started writing about them for PC Gamer about six years ago, and is now UK web ed.