Latest about Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Umamusume players are engaging in unhinged summoning rituals to enlist the aid of Egyptian gods and biblically accurate angels for the release of a really good horse card
News Biblically accurate Kitasan Black isn't real and can't hurt you.
'I finally managed to make her smile': Umamusume player gives 'the shining star of losers everywhere' her first big win in a race intentionally set up for her to lose
Haru Urara deserves this.
Anime horse girls are causing one real-life mare dubbed 'the shining star of losers everywhere' to receive so much $40 grass she broke the donation website
news Haru Urara's retirement just got a whole lot more green.
Umamusume's horse girl lore has grown so out of control that its developer has had to put real-life stable etiquette in place
news Lest we forget horses are very heavy and very sensitive.
