Lessons Booker DeWitt learns in the latest Bioshock Infinite trailer.
1. Don't drink unlabeled bottles you find lying around.
2. Switch your skyhook off before scratching your nose.
3. Seriously, man, don't drink that it could be shampoo or bleach, or a tonic that sears the flesh from your hands - put it down, Booker. No! BAD action hero. What are you THREE YEARS OLD?