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Celebrity SimCity: Day 2 - Enter Notchtopia

Blue Lake City


Jordan Yin, Ph.D.

Urban planning expert ● Twitter: @iPlanCities Web:

Current Population: 41,000 ● Treasury: §118,088

Directory of Mayors: Notch Veronica Belmont Jordan Yin, Ph.D. Chris Kluwe Robert Bowling Brian Brushwood Gary Whitta Tyler Wilde

Expectations are high for Jordan Yin, the only actual urban planning expert among the regional mayors. Blue Lake is currently stable with a population of 41,000, with roundabouts successfully routing traffic to its distinct regions.

With over 10,000 unfilled jobs, however, the city is in need of a population boom, though Jordan may instead plan to keep the town profitable at medium density. In response to questioning, the Blue Lake mayor's office released the following statement today:

"The monster ate my garbage and died. Hahahaha."

County administration will publish additional comments soon, including Jordan's thoughts on the city planning tools provided by the Department of EA.

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