Win every past and future Valve game

Imagine never paying for a Valve game ever again. That's exactly what you could win if you enter the competition featured in this month's UK edition of PC Gamer . We're giving away ten exclusive Steam accounts that could make such fevered madness a reality by not only gifting you every Valve game made so far, but eventually Half-Life 3, Team Fortress 5 and Portal 7.

Further still, five of the ten lucky winners will receive a plushie Boomer, complete with realistic vomiting noises. That doesn't sound great, but it is!

To have a chance of winning, we want you to dig out and send us proof of the worst games you've ever bought. Did you buy Toilet Tycoon? Do you own a chair sitting simulator? Then we want to see it. Flip to page 75 in Issue 217 for more information. Sadly, entries are limited to UK readers only.

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