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Cellular Harvest is like Pokémon Snap but everything is slimy

VIDEO: Why you should play Cellular Harvest. Also on YouTube.

Here are some of the creatures I took photos of in Cellular Harvest: pulsating sky-jellyfish; eyeballs on stalks; leech-faced fish with bioluminescent fins; weird slugs. If you thought Pokémon Snap could do with more weird slugs then Cellular Harvest is for you.

As an astronaut with a booster-jet backpack, you are the rare videogame protagonist whose ability to double-jump makes sense. You use it to explore an alien planet on behalf of a corporation that, years before, seeded this world with life. Your job is to document the life that's evolved since then so that it can be evaluated and exploited. The various worms, bugs, and spiky birds you find might produce chemicals that can be turned into medicine, or have military applications, or make excellent toothpaste. The possibilities are endless, as are the potential profits.

There are plenty of photography games on PC, like Umurangi Generation and Pupperazzi, and I've spent a substantial amount of the time I should be saving the world in Mass Effect Legendary Edition just toying with its photo mode. Cellular Harvest is different. It's not about taking well-aimed shots of cool creatures and colorful skies (though it does have purple or green skies, depending which version you play). It's about hopping across pillars and squirming through tunnels and splashing through ponds while you figure out whether the tubular worm creature with the lolling tongue has any commercial value. It's a gross world full of gross things, but maybe the job you're here to do is grosser than any of them.

Cellular Harvest is available on Steam and on, where you can choose to play a green or purple edition depending on your preference for alien sky color.

Jody is that guy who will try to convince you to play some indie game you've never heard of with a name like Extreme Meatpunks Forever. He is also on a doomed quest to play every Warhammer game.