Funko Pop NFTs are here to make the world just a little bit worse

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I challenge you to find someone who doesn't know what a Funko Pop is at this point. These vaguely chibi-style vinyl figurines are all over the place. Their ratio of quality to ubiquity has drawn criticism (opens in new tab), and the confounding rabidity (opens in new tab) of Funko's fan base invites mockery and derision. (opens in new tab) It's pretty silly, but I try to adhere to the timeless philosophy articulated by Star Wars: The Old Republic's smuggler: "Whatever floats your speeder." (opens in new tab)

Except if what floats your speeder is NFTs, then your speeder can crash. Whether it's a Ghost Recon tacticool skin that requires 600 hours of playtime (opens in new tab) for the privilege of buying or a $650,000 3D model of a boat (opens in new tab) in a game that hasn't released, NFTs have created a new ecosystem of scamming (opens in new tab) and multilevel marketing psychosis around "digital goods" ensured by algorithmic "proof of ownership" that is helping to kill our planet (opens in new tab) faster than everything we're al (opens in new tab)ready doing.

I crave NFT integration with my Tyler "Ninja" Blevins Funko Pop!™ (Image credit: Funko)

Perhaps it only makes sense that these two phenomena should combine, a match made in hell. The Funko Digital Pop!™ (opens in new tab) has actually been around for a few months, but it has drawn attention with the announcement of a Bob Ross NFT Funko Pop (opens in new tab). This new development adds further tasteless ironic twists to the concepts at play: Ross was a soft-spoken icon of art education, sharing the craft of painting with a wide audience, demystifying and presenting painting as an avenue of meditation and self-cultivation.

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Why not plaster his likeness across the most crass and hollow representation of "art" as a commodity? Not to mention, the rights to Ross' image went to his business partners (opens in new tab) instead of his family postmortem, in contravention of his wishes.

It's another blockchain-backed bummer in a cascade of blockchain-backed bummers. The Bob Ross bit in particular is another example of a dead man's legacy (opens in new tab) getting used as fuel for this trash fire. At this point I'm just relieved when it's something I already find distasteful joining the crypto bandwagon. I am going to riot if Studio ZA/UM ever makes a damned NFT. 

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Ted has been thinking about PC games and bothering anyone who would listen with his thoughts on them ever since he booted up his sister's copy of Neverwinter Nights on the family computer. He is obsessed with all things CRPG and CRPG-adjacent, but has also covered esports, modding, and rare game collecting. When he's not playing or writing about games, you can find Ted lifting weights on his back porch.