The PC Gamer Christmas Gift Guide
Are you short on Christmas gift ideas for the important geek in your life? Or perhaps you are that very geek, and looking desperately to express your desires to nerd-naive family members. This gift guide can help you get what you want. Here's how: first eat a bucket of fried chicken. Next, open our collection of geeky, gamey treats on a monitor and paw at what you want. Then leave the desk. When a family member sits down at the desk to play some Facebook games, he or she will see the greasy smears over the desired object and then make a note of it on the notepad you strategically placed at the side. Job done.
Of course, subscriptions to our monthly magazine also make excellent last minute gifts.