rolls the dice to bring you an obscure slice of gaming history, from lost gems to weapons grade atrocities. This week, enter the porny (but mostly just silly) world of Riana Rouge, where life makes little sense, and the censor bars roam free and wild.
Yep, it's time for a slightly informal Christmas Special! You know what to click...
Wow, I repeat words in consecutive sentences a lot in consecutive sentences. Must stop that. Anyway, hope you enjoy this slightly different break from the norm. It's obviously a very quick run through the game, with all the 'good' bits taken out (though as they're mostly blurred messes, I'm not sure most players can have been too thrilled without the censor bars), but hopefully one with a few laughs. Cheap ones, naturally, but still...
A couple of the games seen in the review have also been Crap Shoots in the past - notably
Bikini Karate Babes
, which goes into more detail on the 'why sexy games aren't automatically hateful' thing that I cut short because this was already long enough and I figured you'd want to get to the game rather than hearing me rant about the importance of context, and
, which is just... yeah. Yeah indeed. There's also
GAG: The Impotent Mystery
Merry Christmas all. There'll be another Crap Shoot next week as well, but this seems as good a time as any to say thanks for reading and being such a great audience over the last year. May you get all you want and nothing you deserve, unless you deserve cake, in which case grab a very large fork.
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