Impire is not Dungeon Keeper. It’s important you remember that. Although peopled – or imped, if you will – by long-eared, razor-toothed denizens, this RTS-meets-dungeon-simulator is less about running an evil underground empire than middle management in the lower echelons of a slow-witted, weight-watching hell.
I assume they’re weight-watchers, anyway. Certainly none of your minions seems to