I hated The Witcher. I know, I know - many of you liked this supernatural roleplaying game. You liked it for its gritty world of poverty and racism. You liked it for its moral choices. You liked it for not being Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
But I hated it, for its controls, its dull, hours-long beginning, its leaden writing and its sexism.
So why am I so excited about The Witcher 2: