By the time you are reading this, hundreds -- nay, thousands -- of brave XCOM soldiers have laid down their lives to defend the earth. Take a moment to contemplate their digital sacrifice, and then help yourself forget by emptying this shot glass of PC gaming news. Today's poison features some
oak cask aged Far Cry 3 footage
, and a full-bodied announcement of
the first major update to Team Fortress 2's Mann vs Machine
Team Fortress 2's Mann vs Machine co-op mode is
getting its first major update
. The perfect way to take out your anger about the death of your best XCOM sniper on some goofy-looking robots with a few friends.
Far Cry 3 has another insanity-laden trailer
for us, to help remind you that you're not alone in the grief-driven psychotic spiral you've entered thinking about all of those good men and women you got killed fighting aliens.
Project Eternity has raised enough stretch goal cash
to unlock Barbarians and Ciphers. For another 200K gamers will get Paladins and the bard-like Chanters thrown onto the class heap. Just like the lifeless bodies of your brave... yes, I'm kind of emotional about my XCOM squad wipe, okay?!
Of Orcs and Men
is on the way, and we have the trailer to prove it. I won't come up with any kind of self-pitying tie-in for that one. I can get past this.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to walk to my car with this song playing