Yesterday, we asked prominent developers around the industry
which class they'll be playing in Diablo 3 and why
. But maybe you're still undecided on which of Diablo 3's five classes you're going to roll when the game goes live Tuesday. Check out these personal ads to help you pick which one fits your style.
Not too old to kick your carcass halfway across the Dreadlands, whelp!
Hitting things with large blunt and/or pointy objects at close range
I enjoy long, moonlit walks on the bones of my enemies; Hygiene optional
Amon Amarth, Slayer, Beethoven
The 13th Warrior, Braveheart, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Unleashing arcane and elemental powers to blow things up in large quantities, from a safe distance
I'm a brilliant, rebellious beauty who can light things on fire with her mind; don't ever dare forget our anniversary
Joan Jett, Evanescence, Chinese traditional
Mana Potion, Diet Mana Potion, Low-Carb Cherry Mana Potion
The Witch Doctor
Raising the dead to fight by my side, voodoo curses, the occasional flesh-eating plague
Potential partner must love zombie dogs. And zombie toads. And disembodied zombie arms. Really, just undead constructs of all varieties.
Bob Marley, The Grateful Dead, The Zombies
You don't want to know. No, trust me. You
don't want to know.
Mid-50s (physical), Over 9000 (spiritual)
Versed in several ancient, mysterious, mystical arts for beating the snot out of everything in sight—and supporting my allies
I carry a very long staff... if you know what I mean
The many sounds of the natural world are music to my ears
Anything with Bruce Lee, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Bollywood
The Demon Hunter
like to know?
Luring my enemies into traps, evading their attacks, and shooting them repeatedly in the face. Oh, and looking like a badass doing it.
The only thing you need to know about my past is that it made me who I am today. Now how about the one with the crossbow asks the questions, hm?
Darling Violetta, Paramore, Gothic chanting
The Dark Knight, Van Helsing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Made a choice yet? Let us know in the comments!