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    Old 03-31-2011, 10:55 PM
    Bashy Bashy is offline
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    Just been telling my mate about rodeo sex
    what's that he asked.
    I said mount your wife from behind start going slowly
    Take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear
    I fancy shagging your sister next
    Then try and hold on for 8 seconds!!
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    Old 03-31-2011, 10:59 PM
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    Just been telling my mate about rodeo sex
    what's that he asked.
    I said mount your wife from behind start going slowly
    Take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear
    I fancy shagging your sister next
    Then try and hold on for 8 seconds!!
    LOL Wow, that's one of the worst things I've ever read...I must go repeat it
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    Old 04-01-2011, 06:50 AM
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    Hah, the classics are the best. For instance:-

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
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    Old 04-01-2011, 07:35 AM
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    Quote:
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    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
    Even more hilariously, the quote is actually "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist."

    As for mine?

    "The treasure...it's under the...."
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    Old 04-01-2011, 07:41 AM
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    "here comes the gimp"
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    Old 04-01-2011, 07:50 AM
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    here's the vaseline....
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    Old 04-01-2011, 08:42 AM
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    Of course it's not bloody loade
    or, somewhat inspired by the rodeo, give your'e loved one some Angry Pirate action; jizz in her eye and kick her in the shins.
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    Old 04-01-2011, 04:26 PM
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    "Guys I think the helicopter is go..."
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    Old 04-01-2011, 04:48 PM
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    "Is that a tank?" <--- I've said that so many times it's become a joke in my clan, and also a warning you should get the fuck out of the way and into cover. Lmao
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    Old 04-02-2011, 08:58 PM
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    Hey, I think you can rocket jump in this game.....
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