Carlton Mellick III
Parental Advisory: Bizzarro Content
This post contains words of sexual nature, potentially horrifying ideas and exceptional blasphemy. Seriously, if you're an impressionable youth or have a low threshold for offensive/disgusting/ just don't read the thread.
I stumbled into The Haunted Vagina at a friend's house a few years ago. I laughed at the title but was assured it was my kind of book. I read a few pages that evening, was vaguely reminded of Hardboiled Wonderland or The End of the World, and promptly forgot about it.
A couple months ago [RPS? A Paper? I forget] brought up CMIII again, discussing bizzarro's enjoyable insights and lulz. This time I wiki'd the chap, chuckled, hmmed and moved on.
This morning I found a copy of The Baby Jesus Buttplug on the kitchen table, though I don't yet know who's it is and am yet to have a rifle.
All I really know is he gives his stories excellent titles, but nonetheless my interest is piqued. I want to read some bizzarro, but I don't know where to start.
The Haunted Vagina seems relatively popular, Satan Burger is the earliest novel and Steel Breakfast Era sounds terrific.
As well as pestering my housemate on the subject I'd really appreciate any insight from y'all fine enlightened forumeers.
Holy Cow - Warren Spector
Life is too fucking short to hear or play Freebird - Isaac Brock
I hope I see you later, where everybody's okay - Randy Brewer