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    Old 01-29-2013, 09:10 AM
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    Parental Advisory: Bizzarro Content
    This post contains words of sexual nature, potentially horrifying ideas and exceptional blasphemy. Seriously, if you're an impressionable youth or have a low threshold for offensive/disgusting/ just don't read the thread.

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    I stumbled into The Haunted Vagina at a friend's house a few years ago. I laughed at the title but was assured it was my kind of book. I read a few pages that evening, was vaguely reminded of Hardboiled Wonderland or The End of the World, and promptly forgot about it.

    A couple months ago [RPS? A Paper? I forget] brought up CMIII again, discussing bizzarro's enjoyable insights and lulz. This time I wiki'd the chap, chuckled, hmmed and moved on.

    This morning I found a copy of The Baby Jesus Buttplug on the kitchen table, though I don't yet know who's it is and am yet to have a rifle.


    All I really know is he gives his stories excellent titles, but nonetheless my interest is piqued. I want to read some bizzarro, but I don't know where to start.
    The Haunted Vagina seems relatively popular, Satan Burger is the earliest novel and Steel Breakfast Era sounds terrific.

    As well as pestering my housemate on the subject I'd really appreciate any insight from y'all fine enlightened forumeers.

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    I have a rivalry with a freind of mine regarding who can give the most potentially offensive present to the other.
    Currently she is in the lead having supplied me with a "Miracle Hands Jesus action Figure", so when I saw "The Haunted Vagina" you would have thought it was a shoo in.
    Unfortunately even I have not yet managed to pluck up the courage to purchase it.
    Fail.
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    Old 01-29-2013, 06:56 PM
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    I asked my housemate, he's in the same boat: grandma gave him a gift card for christmas so he bought the baby jesus butt plug to get a rise out of her.
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    This type of writing seems like it's trying too hard to be wacky and out there. I hate it.
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    Old 01-29-2013, 08:28 PM
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    Oh you've read bizzarro? Care to expand?
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    Don't know whether this counts, but I've got a .pdf copy of a book called -and as much as I hate censoring 'offensive language' I don't feel like getting banned- "The Vagina-Ass of Lucifer N*****bastard".

    Might be up your street. It's reaction-provoking trash, though; no real artistic merit.
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    This type of writing seems like it's trying too hard to be wacky and out there. I hate it.
    Of course, Me too. I very hate it
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    Old 01-30-2013, 01:38 PM
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    reaction-provoking trash, no real artistic merit.
    yeah, I checked out 'bizzarro' on goodreads and one of the listed titles was 'The Demon Bum of Auschwitz' which is just as you say, but the thing about The Haunted Vagina, that article I was reading was adamant there's some worthy allegorical happenings inside
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