Originally Posted by RLR149
steal decent bacon?
There's a fella who rides around here on a bicycle every day. He's the type who's 30 but has been on the heroin so hard and for so long that he looks 60, his face all caved in on itself and whatnot. Usually he has a bag full of Head&Shoulders shampoo, goes door to door selling it but sometimes at night he can be found stealing your garden furniture.
Anyway, stealing bacon is obviously quite popular because lately he's been door-to-door'ing Dalepak bacon. He's the bacon king.
Have you ever seen a man carry an entire refridgerator on a bicycle? Like, laid out flat on the handlebars and seat? It's quite a sight but I've seen him do it. You have to hand it to him, when that man needs some H he really goes the extra mile.