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    Old 02-21-2011, 01:17 PM
    Aries Aries is offline
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    Talking Rambling poetic

    just a little something i threw together while i was supposed to be working.

    The Raid.

    It all happened on Friday i think,
    PCG into Batcave did sneak,
    we wiped quite a lot,
    Falco pored out a shot,
    and on vent as his frustration did peak

    "This Boss has destroyed us enough,
    its time to do other stuff,
    lets climb on this catwalk,
    hit boss with a ranged shot,
    and pray that the tanks dont stink"

    We died due to an in game glitch,
    this boss was a son of a bitch,
    though we nuke him down fast,
    his adds were a pain in the ass,
    and only repair vendors got rich.

    It was then Falco said with a wink,
    we should try this while all wearing pink!,
    As he stripped to his pants and donned cowboy hat,
    and we all put it down to the drink.

    So in pinkness we rendered the boss asunder,
    and through the cave we did plunder,
    beating bots sidekicks and OMAC,
    trash and vaults by the stack,
    but it seems that in loot they did lack,
    but still the fun didnt stop,
    even though none of us got epic drops,
    so gather up booze and snack's
    Thursday were all coming back
    dressed in pink?
    well one has to wonder...

    hope you all enjoy my nonsense

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    Old 02-21-2011, 03:33 PM
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    Bravo good sir! A fine piece of work =D

    Made my afternoon a little happier =P
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    Old 02-21-2011, 07:38 PM
    Zanven Zanven is offline
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    Haha you captured one of the best nights that I've had in dcuo in a fantastic poet!
    *thumbs up*
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    Old 02-22-2011, 11:47 AM
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    Good Jobs old Chap
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    Old 02-24-2011, 04:04 PM
    Aries Aries is offline
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    ok time for another poetic raid raid round up!

    The infinite wipe

    We wander into new content,
    our eyes are bright and ears are bent,
    to dulcet tones of one Bat bloke,
    it was then our leader spoke,
    "we need to try this content too,
    before the other nub leagues do"
    and with those words our breath quite baited,
    to PVE participated.
    The trash mobs fell lightning fast,
    our DPS is quite first class,
    but sadly when it came to the crunch,
    The first damn boss ate us for lunch.

    Wipes you see (or so were told)
    are part off the game we have been sold,
    and thus with a reluctant sigh we all respawned...
    ..and promptly died.
    The Batbot you see was over powered,
    unless you see its shields are lowered,
    but with stuns and and a one shot that kills,
    we lost the joy, we lost the thrills.
    our healers gnashed there teeth in veign,
    attempting to keep us up in game.
    the Tank he died up in the air
    while batbot chased us here and there.

    we were all spent out at 30%
    it was after that one healer went.
    and thus we sat down broken hearted,
    beaten before we even started.
    so let this be a lesson to you
    Bruce Wayne is rich
    and we should sue.

    sorry for the idiocy of this, i was rather tired when i came up with it after last night
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    Old 02-25-2011, 03:49 PM
    Aries Aries is offline
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    A twist on my normal stuff after last nights fun and games in the btcave

    Hiku time!

    His pain echo through vent.
    Lag holds firmly on Falco.
    raid ends in bitter sorrow.
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