Caught white handed - official masturbation stories thread
Hi, this is the thread where you can post funny masturbation stories for the amusement of yourself and others. I'll Get the ball rolling with a story told to me by my friend.
He said he was beating his junk over porn quite vigorously, but whenever he was about to bust, he stopped. He said he did this for about an hour, so when he did bust, it went all over the computer keyboard and screen. Now, this is the family computer were talking about. He went and asked his mom for fucking wet wipes, when she asked why he said he wanted to clean his shoes! He went and scrubbed the keyboard so hard the letters became faded, then ran upstairs and locked himself in his room for half an hour before remerging.
Let the games begin!