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    Old 12-14-2011, 01:13 AM
    Alaoch Alaoch is offline
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    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]HEEEEYYYYY KIDDDDSSS![/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: HOORAY! COCONUT MONKEYS!
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE DOUCHECOPTERS! Time to have some FUN![/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: HOOORAAAYYYYYY! *Child in back of crowd vomits with excitement*

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]WHO WANTS TO BE A COCONUT MONKEY!???[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Kids: OOOHHHH! MEEEEEEEE! RRRRGGHHHHHHH! *Child in back of crowd has violent bowel movements...also induced by excitement*
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]NOW! Who DOESN'T want to be a Coconut Monkey? Hmmmm?[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Small Child in front: Well.....um....

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Go Ahead...speak on up there sonny...speak up now....what was that?[/FONT][/SIZE]

    Small Child in Front: Well....if it's ok....i mean...i really just wanna go get some ice cream...

    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Of course that's ok! Why...that's so alrighty tidy that you can just go do that right now! Go on you! G'on! Get some of that delicious Ice Cream![/FONT]
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    Small Child in front: *Looks vastly relieved, get's up to leave, bouncing with excitement over the thought of delicious ice cream*
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    [FONT="Times New Roman"]Go get some ice cream....IN HELL! ATTACK OCTOPUS! KILLLLLLLLLLLL THE INIFIDELLLLLLL!!!!!![/FONT][/SIZE]




    Kids: BLEEEAAAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! *DOMINATION*

    [SIZE="5"][FONT="Times New Roman"]WELCOME TO THE COCONUT MONKEYS! JOIN US OR DIE![/FONT][/SIZE]




    [SIZE="4"]REQUIREMENTS[/SIZE]: Oddly enough, we really are one of the few guilds out there that don't need you to be a certain height, size, weight, or use our website/ventrilo/other random assortment of goods. Mostly, we PREFER ages 18+, or at the least the mental capacity to deal with everything I just put you through above this post. This IS the OFFICIAL PC GAMER Star Wars: The Old Republic Empire Guild. US nationality, West Coast (PST) PVP server. Our Guild is LOCATED ON: "The Crucible Pits" server.
    We will need you to at least be an active member in the guild, for courtesy's sake. There are a lot of people that want into the Guild, and if you will be inactive, please LET US KNOW. How long, why, etc. so we know whether or not to keep your character in the Guild in order to make room for those people who want to be participating members of the Guild.




    [SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"]Questions?[/FONT][/SIZE]: Contact our local fearless Sith Lord Recruiter Alaoch TODAY!
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    By Email: [email]ravens_whiterose@hotmail.com[/email]
    Or right here on this handy dandy site: Click my name (Preferred)
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    Old 12-15-2011, 09:27 PM
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    Great thread, I look forward to playing with you guys!
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    Old 12-23-2011, 01:45 AM
    lectR lectR is offline
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    Would love to get an invitation to the guild. Huge gamer (e-sports primarily) with a heavy focus on PC FPS titles. Currently work for a prominent and popular pro gaming team known as Evil Geniuses.

    Just looking to join an active, lively, and fun group of people to slay the good guys with!

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    Old 12-24-2011, 03:15 PM
    Alaoch Alaoch is offline
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    Thanks for replying Lectr, (And thanks for the username!)
    I'll make sure to throw an invite to you in-game, but it wouldn't hurt to let me know when your on.
    My username: Ouranos
    Send me a tell in-game and i'll make sure you have a spot.
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    Old 12-26-2011, 01:04 AM
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    My friends bailed and rolled on a different server than was agreed upon

    So, when server Xfers are up I'll come join up. I just can't abandon my Bounty Hunter now...
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    Old 12-27-2011, 10:02 PM
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    My friends bailed and rolled on a different server than was agreed upon

    So, when server Xfers are up I'll come join up. I just can't abandon my Bounty Hunter now...
    Understandable. No worries mate. Level that BH so we can have a powerhouse when you transfer
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    Old 04-24-2012, 02:11 AM
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    Yo Coconut Monkeys!

    I'm a recruit. Still on my first empire character (Sith Juggernaut) because I'm married with children and only last month received permission to buy the game with a gift certificate to Best Buy! ;-)

    I played DDO for 5 years before kids so familiar with the genre, but not the mechanics of SWTOR. Doing my best not to gimp my character and appreciate all the advice guild members can provide.

    I'm level 27 now so happy to group with anyone for flashpoints or heroic missions to level quicker... happy to grind away solo as well... mostly because I only play an hour or two per night so monotony doesn't have time to set in.

    I have yet to earn more than a few social points and have no idea how PvP works, so plenty to learn.

    See you all online most evenings CST.

    Cheers,
    Nick

    PS: All my characters will be some version of the name HairTie. Currently HairTie and HairTy. Long story involving my chest/stomach hair, and the shape of a tie, and formal dinner. Enough said.
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    Old 04-25-2012, 04:36 AM
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    Yo Coconut Monkeys!

    I'm a recruit. Still on my first empire character (Sith Juggernaut) because I'm married with children and only last month received permission to buy the game with a gift certificate to Best Buy! ;-)

    I played DDO for 5 years before kids so familiar with the genre, but not the mechanics of SWTOR. Doing my best not to gimp my character and appreciate all the advice guild members can provide.

    I'm level 27 now so happy to group with anyone for flashpoints or heroic missions to level quicker... happy to grind away solo as well... mostly because I only play an hour or two per night so monotony doesn't have time to set in.

    I have yet to earn more than a few social points and have no idea how PvP works, so plenty to learn.

    See you all online most evenings CST.

    Cheers,
    Nick

    PS: All my characters will be some version of the name HairTie. Currently HairTie and HairTy. Long story involving my chest/stomach hair, and the shape of a tie, and formal dinner. Enough said.
    We don't really use these forums anymore, come join our official website at coconut-monkeys.com! We use the forums there. Hope to see you!
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    Old 04-29-2012, 03:52 AM
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    Looking forward to getting an invite into the Coconut Monkeys. For the Empire!

    -Hadees
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    Please go to coconut-monkeys.com for recruitment info and an application.
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