Of course it's not bloody loade
or, somewhat inspired by the rodeo, give your'e loved one some Angry Pirate action; jizz in her eye and kick her in the shins.
Om - Thats a funny thing, winners never talk of Glorious Victories. That's because they're the ones who see what the battlefield looks like afterward. It's only the losers who have Glorious Victories.
T Pratchett, Small Gods.