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Old 11-21-2012, 12:26 PM
OliverReed OliverReed is offline
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Sadly "awesome" is one of those words so overused by the youth of today that its become pretty meaningless.

Here's what awesome is (from Bill Engvall):

Webster's dictionary defines awesome as "anything that leaves you in awe and wonder."

Like winning the lottery ... twice. That would be awesome.

Getting a phone call from the IRS saying you've been audited and they owe you $50,000. That would be awesome.

Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads "Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth." That would be awesome.

Getting invited to the Playboy Mansion ... on trampoline night. That would be awesome.

And I started thinking what would be awesome for Bill Engvall? What would leave me in awe and wonder?

And it would have to be if I left this stage tonight and went back to my hotel room. And Shania Twain met me at my door, wearing nothing but a fur coat, holding a note from my wife that said "have a good time."

THAT would be AWESOME!

Needless to say your website is not "awesome"
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts - Oliver Reed
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