"Get down on floor!"
Oh dear, it seems Tom has been a little too inspired by those Payday: The Heist screens and decided to stage a burglary of his own. Now he's wearing a disturbing clown mask and trying to take Graham's Diablo 3 beta codes at gunpoint. The police have been called in, but he's taken Owen hostage and is trying to trade him for freedom.
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We're all excited about pulling off an armed blag* in Payday readers, how about you?
*Translation for foreigners, successfully performing an armed robbery.